Sammy, the Gat: "My Dough Loaf Gets A Poke"

(Glossary at end.)

The slicked-backs go first class while I got me an aisle cushion for an in-a-flash vanishing act. I check and I’m bundled next to a little ol’ gray-hair in Michael Kors studded high tops. No spook or mob job here. I pop a dream-maker and I’m on my way out before we take off.
I’m hallucinatin’ green pastures and English castles when my dough loaf gets a poke. I force one looker open and there’s a purrbox on my tray table—with its clawholder on my blower. And the little ol’ wrinkly on my left looks like a hood from Chi. Got trouble but can’t fight the snoozers. The ol’ gray matter blacks out; my oglers and headpiece shut down, and I return to la-la land.

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THE GATIONARY of Sammy Speak

aisle cushion: n. aisle seat.   blower: n. mouth.   Chi: n. Chicago.   
clawholder: n. animal paw. dough loaf: n. face.
dream-maker: n. tranquilizer.   gray-hair: n. old person.
gray matter blacks out: brain power shuts down.   headpiece: n. brain.
high tops: n. sneakers.   in-a-flash vanishing act: n. quick getaway.
la-la land: n. euphoric state.   looker: n. eyeball.   mob job: n. mob member.
ogler: n. eyeball.   purrbox: n. cat.   slicked-back: n. suspicious character.
snoozer: n. tranquilizer.   spook: n. government espionage agent.
wrinkly: n. old person.

 (Photo by Scott Vannatter, Friday Fictioneers, December 21, 2012)

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