(Sammy, the Gat, is a continuing story.)
(Glossary at end.)
My headlights open/close as I slow-boat it back to with-it-land. Hagface is helicopterin’ over me, pitchin’ a top-sergeant command to rise and shine. I teeter-totter on my 45-degree arm joint as I make like a lead balloon and cool it on the way up. I throw my left 12-incher against her pins. She sinks like a concrete corpse and lands on some pint-sizer’s mini grocery cart. My Bluetooth recepts a scrunchy and when the cheesy burgheress does a 180 onto her sacroiliac I see the plaything’s finger-grip protrudin’ from her aorta. Looks like I got me notch #7 on my gun butt.
THE GATIONARY of Sammy Speak.
45-degree arm joint: n. elbow. 12-incher: n. foot. Bluetooth: n. ear, sound receiver.
finger-grip: n. handle. headlights: n. eyes. make like a lead balloon: v. move slowly.
pin: n. leg. recept: v. receive. scrunchy: n. crunching sound. teeter-totter: v. sway.
with-it-land: n. consciousness.
(Click to catch up on Sammy, the Gat.)
(Photo by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. March 29, 2013.)